Anonymous Reviews

A complete defamation to a cult classic and a scar upon my mind. Absolute atrocious and abomination.

I'm wtiting this review mid movie because it's that captivating. Saying it sucks in places it shouldn't like character emotions and character development. The characters are B rated actors at best, and all look like they deal with major anxiety issues outside of "Hollywood". Not to say it's bad to have some, but it's best to solve those difficulties before you're hired onto a multi-million dollar movie. The main character has only 3 faces, his normal always open mouth look, mildly panicked always open mouth look, and mildly happy always open mouth look. If there was a mosquito storm, surely he would have gotten his all his protein for the day. Coincidentally they went to some beautiful locations as a tax write-off. If you missed the movie, you didn't miss much.