Erik Has Issues

This movie is Christian propaganda made to look like a horror movie. Glen Beck showing up at the end confirmed it. Too bad because SPF is a great actor that actually did a good job with the role, but the movie ultimately falls flat with a predictable, eye-rollingly preachy plot. Avoid this one and thank me later.

This movie is like watching someone's poorly filmed home movies with the occasional mildly unnerving event. It feels like the laziest type of scare that relies on the viewers imagination to create the monster, rather than creating something unique and disturbing. I could see this movie being terrifying if you are on mushrooms or something, but sober it's a sleepy slog through "artistically" framed shots of the top of a door or an upside down hallway. Skip it and watch the Junji Ito Netflix show instead.

Another boring, plodding movie where the "build up" lasts literally 80 of the 90 minute runtime. The ending is also predictable and tries way too hard to be shocking, ending up farcical and silly. It seems like horror movies these days are all following some cookie cutter formula trying to emulate The Ring, or The Blair Witch Project, but failing miserably due to no actual scary or disturbing events happening. I don't know if these studios just don't have the budget for effects or monsters, or if they really think people want to watch ten minute long scenes of violins and shaking cameras, but the latter is no substitute for the former. Bottom line? Skip it. Watch something from twenty (or thirty) years ago that was actually written and produced well.