A ridiculous storyline, poorly cast, scripted, directed and acted.
One-dimensional characters play out their implausible storyline via some terrible wooden acting and truly awful directing. At the end of almost every scene the main character looks around seriously, as if trying to convey that they're grappling with a tricky dilemma. Think Dr Drake Ramore from Friends and you're on the right track.
Despite it's ineptitude, it's strangely compelling.