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I'm convinced everyone who gave it a 5 star here are bot accounts or payed employees to help balance the miserable failing reviews from the "actual viewers". Or they just haven't watched any good Jurassic movie before, because no freaking way you can call this a Masterpiece ?? All the 1 star reviews have pointed out everything accurately about the nonsensical plot loop holes the movie has. First of all this family, which btw adds nothing good whatsoever to the story. Infact everytime they came on the screen it just made my blood boil so much. One spoiled moody teenage daughter with her stoned bf and a main character syndrome younger sister. No way these three would have survived even for 5 seconds in the orginal jurassic world. Just because of the important character halo they didn't get killed because how can you survive a literal Trex with a tiny ass raft boat in shalow river??? And the peeing scene? How did he get lucky to survive two raptors but the boat crew got swallowed in a second. And the laboratory scene right from the beginning of the movie? How is a scientist not self aware to not throw trash INSIDE the lab conducting a TOP IMPORTANT RESEARCH. And how pathetic is the security system to get all messed up just from a chocolate wrapper where a Gigantic Hybrid Dinosaur lives. Gosh and this is not even half of all the problems. I'm glad i didn't spend any money on watching this in the theaters with 4Dx otherwise i would have regretted it. Jurassic movie franchise has been a childhood nostalgia for me and no way these half hearted produced overly hyped new parts will match up to the OG's. My favourite Jurassic movie is the Jurasic World orginal. The tension, the anticipation, the plot, the character bag grounds, nothing will ever compare with that. Either try to make an even better version or just leave it alone. We don't want these half baked cenimas.

Jurassic World Rebirth

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