*โLiftโ promised high-stakes action, thrilling heists, and Kevin Hart doing Kevin Hart things. Instead, I got a movie that felt like someone watched Oceanโs Eleven on a plane, fell asleep, and then wrote the script from memory.
The heist? So easy a toddler with an iPad couldโve cracked the security. The dialogue? About as natural as a chatbot trying to flirt. And Kevin Hart? Heโs basically just playing himself, but somehow even louder.
The real heist was Netflix stealing two hours of my life. If youโre looking for a movie that will โliftโ your spirits, this ainโt it. But if you want a movie so predictable you can take bathroom breaks without pausingโcongrats, you found it!*
โญโโโโ (One star for Kevin Hartโs paycheck, which probably had more plot twists than the movie.). Only lift in this movie was in Kevinโs shoes.