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You have to watch House of wax once every decade to remind yourself why you only watch it once a decade.

I’m leaving this review to save you because there wasn’t one here to save me. Don’t see this movie. If I was a movie critic, this is how I would put it into words. Watching this movie was like being on a train that I knew was bound to wreck, and I would have jumped off, but it was already moving too fast, so I had to stay on board until the gruesome, painful end. It starts out slow, and gives you the hope that it’ll get better. It does not.

I claim this sole 2 star review, it’s mine to keep until I am dethroned. I have claimed right to sole ownership of the 2 star review of Green Mile as of 5/18/24 at 12:00am sharp.