Andre Joubert

This movie was flucking stupid but had some decent story elements. A big question on my mind... Why did the Asian chick make snow angels in spew AND did they use the same whistle that fell into the spew for their performance? The humour was so millennial that it makes my heart die of cringe. Everyone looks stupid wearing their fedoras. Also, who were those old men? Why were they there and fighting 18 year Olds. Also, accapella is not cool, it's lame, as lame as saying accascuse me or saying someone has a toner. Some of her beats were poop, I would never listen to that. Which reminds me why did Chloe force Becca to sing naked... Were all the Bella's secretly gay?

Holy sh*t this is my 10th Barbie movie, what has my life come to, I've spent 12+ hours just in Barbie movies.... And this one, Barbie and the castle that makes you ✨sparkly✨💅 is another god forsaken singing one, in the first fu**ing 15 mins it was non stop singing about what they are doing, just do it, don't ****ing sing about you both suck at singing together it makes my ears bleed and makes me not sparkly I liked the breakdancing dogs tho, they dance like me in the club 💃. But why are they just chilling in a field, no owners nothing they just are there. At least they weren't as annoying as the accents some characters have in this movie. I think my hearing has been lost from the BRIT ish accents by the twins, I was annoyed straight away as soon as they sung like the Beatles. GOODDAY MATE YOU WANT SOME WATAR. They could of said that and I wouldn't bat an eye. Also why is Otto now a green slimey dragon with a goofy as f**k laugh. I cheered everytime he got a BONK on the head, especially in that one scene where is antenna wobbled. On that note... why does he have an antenna that glows when people sing? 🤔 He he what a loser he he But at the end of the day, this movie was sparkly 💅💅 out of ten, thx for listening, bye

Stop ******* singing 15 minutes in and there was already 5 ******* songs which all sound the same and ******" suck. I don't need a song about a mime rat, a pink pantha ahh polka dot looking rat and a bland ****" rat sing about cheese. The animals can't sing either. At least the animals singing isn't as bad as the spicy peacock noises. GWACAWACKAWACA. What is that. And no backstory on how the ship crashed!?!?!?!? I need to know, and need to know how I can get my memories back through trauma.... After watching this movie I'll be bashing my head against a wall so hopefully I get my memories back.

Where do I even start, the worst Barbie movie (so far). Stupid dance sequences that go on too long, I get it you can dance, I can also dance. who cares. stop. And the animals somehow are worse than previous ones, why does the parrot have a r***** Indian accent, for a moment I thought Apu from Simpsons became a parrot and got in a Barbie movie the ****. And don't get me started on that **** stained monkey from the clutches of hell. So annoying, so gross, was a pest the entire movie. I want to throw him through a wall, want to pick him up by his tail and swing him around like a lasso. F***a** monkey. Go away But was a bad movie, thanks

Barbie and the magic of pegussy is really intense for a Barbie movie, people turn into floor mats and pegussy, was traumatized while watching. Wenlock was not a nice person, those poor short troll wife ladies... So Forest boyfriend man was hiding in the forest because he gambled all his parents money and lost it. And was there for multiple years... Bro why did they give all of their money in one little bag to the son. Like at least split it up in online banking or some ****. ******* Idiots, they deserve to have no money. And how is the dad at his home, I thought he would be a homeless man. But nonetheless, movie was good, I liked the bloopers 🥵 I laughed hard at the clown nose bit, really funny stuff haha Troll was strong like me, I vibe with him, also blooper of olly was funny haha, can't believe he started ice skating haha

Bibble is still the best thing of all time. Bibble needs to have a permanent sexy voice for future movies, got me feeling a certain type of way.... Also Bibble gets bullied in every scene, poor thing, he deserves better being the best thing of all time They need to stop with these creatures, that turtle looked like it was dropped as a baby. All of the fishes looked like they came back from turkey getting major plastic surgery. Animals can just look like the animal, why are they so spiced up?!?!? Also, pls tell me why all the fungus has their toes sticking out ... The way fungus maximus walks gave me the ick. Pls stop. Thx.

How can a film refuse to show a kiss but have 10 different kidnappings... I want to see the main characters kiss ffs. Almost as bad as that ******* dog what is that abomination of animation. One word: eyebrows. Disgusting. Also the fur... Gross please stop Also what music does the king like?!?? He said he likes music but what sort?!? hard techno?!?! Partiboi69?!?! Need to know asap. Why is the horse so depressed, I'm concerned for that poor horse, I think he needs a hug Good songs tho

Worst Barbie movie so far (I've seen 2). The dancing elves (Ivan and the skunk chic)??? Were bad and was weird why did they have different accents, were is the NZ elf we need answers plz. The troll thing dancing was also **** (he was trying his best but was still ****) then he turned into an abomination of a worm and a troll face and wiggled too much... Ew Also ladies villain had the most annoying laugh I've ever heard, why Also this movie shocked me... Who would ever think that a random mushroom... WOULD BE A CROW!!!!!!! Exhilarating, enchanting and a cinematic masterpiece.

This movie was better than the rest apart from that disgusting baby, what bellend decided to make a rubber baby/little child a thing in a movie. It looked horrible worse than a normal child or baby. This was almost as bad as the ****house accents, I thought I was watching war propaganda when the Russian vampires started speaking the worst Russian accents of all time. My main question is where are the Australian and NZ vampires?!?! Why are they always excluded they would of ******* those posh vampires up. That ended also really sucked, what a let down. It's all sunshines and rainbows at the end, **** that I want death and sadness. **** Edward and we 🫶 Jacob He's hot #teamjacob #everyoneshouldofdied Thx for the movies 🧛🐺🇳🇿

Movie was better than the last two but Flark Bella, selfish bad word. One time she says I love you to Edward then one time says she love you to Jacob. What a bad word... Jacob is sexy tho and Edward is not, actually I changed my mind I didn't see him shirtless so he could be secretly hot Can confirm though, I am kinda becoming a furry soon... flark!!. 🐺🐺🐺🐺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🧛‍♀️