Nightshade __

HBO knew what they were doing with this. Nothing about "Velma" is an accident. Everything was carefully planned, designed, and orchestrated to purposely upset us and the loyal fans. No matter what, controversy sells. Look at us! Right now we're talking about HBO. Nobody is talking about Showtime, Starz, Epix, or Cinemax. This is what HBO wanted the entire time. It's cheap and effective, and most of all...the strategy worked. We all know that HBO is not going to apologize or change anything. They knew from the beginning that Velma was woke garbage that nobody asked for (or wanted at all) and yet, they released it anyways because no matter what happens, they win. Well played HBO.

Honestly, if you're looking for a well-written and insightful review, this isn't going to be it. As a massive fan of Star Wars, I give up. I'm tired of seeing things that I treasure being bastardized this much, over and over again. First it was the Witcher, now it's this. I'm mentally defeated after seeing this nonsense. It's bad fanfiction that never should have been made. Everything about this show is lazy and forgettable. Be extremely skeptical of anyone who leaves five stars for this.

This is literally the worst movie I've ever seen. Please, I know I'm a total stranger, but I'm begging you to trust my judgment. Unless you want a movie to mock, avoid this at all costs. It's almost two hours of your life that you will never get back. It's so rediculously bad it's not even worth watching.

Lmao, I love how this is my seventh attempt to rate this one star. Google is definitely leaning towards one agenda.

“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin what good forces have invented or made.”

Wow, it only took fifteen minutes to go "woke". I give up. It's like this was written by an edgy 20 year old.

I liked this show, but I'm so sick of Netflix and their woke culture. How long did it take before they were shaking because they hadn't added a trans character to fill their quota? Not long.