Gideon Otto

was good Heres how to make a croissant. 1 ½ cups milk lukewarm ¼ cup brown sugar packed 3 ¼ tsp active dry yeast 3 ¼ cups all-purpose flour up to 4 cups if needed 1 tbsp salt 1 ½ cups butter unsalted, cold 1 egg for egg wash stp 1:then throw it all in your pet gerbil stp 2:do unspeakable things to the gerbil stp 3: hammer into crosaint shape while rhapsodizing about how amazing vietemese american men are oh hi mark stp 4: If done corectly you will grow a third testicle and ascend to valhala

3d so real you can literally feel James Cameron stealing money from your pockets, again.