George Ruskin

Rupert Everitt provides a positively gender-bending performance that will have the straightest of men jiggling their bits! This film is a riot from start to finish, and the attendees at our alcohol-free mixer event were delighted to see Sarah Harding (RIP) reprise a role as girlboss tart Roxy. However, we agreed the film didn't deserve the usual five stars of the Shadwell Alcohol Free Film Viewing Society. Paloma Faith (of Crybaby fame) was conspicously absent owing to her (ultimately botched) lisp reduction surgery. Gemma Arterteron reprised a role shorter than her skirt in the first film, which disappointed the more sexually conscious members of our group. It was, however, a delight to consider this film's role in Elon Musk's discovery of budding starlet Talulah Riley (Doctor Who), ultimately leading to the destruction of Twitter (thanks Taluah). #YouToo

Watched this film with the gang during our first alcohol-free mixer of the year! The alcohol-free beers went down a treat with the relaxing slow jams in the soundtrack playing in the background. Everyone loved it and we all sung along to hit Toasters "n" Moose single "Taste The Biscuit" afterwards! Highly reccomend, 10/10 experience.