Ellie Bedford

Other than teenage fangirls swooning over Archie and his ridiculous carrot top, you won't find another person who thinks this show is good. Betty...is annoying. Sweet little girl next door who randomly does strip shows and has a 'dark side' which basically just means that she really wants to have sex and gets angry sometimes. If I have to listen to another one of her condescending pep talks about doing the right thing, I'm going to throw my tv out of the window. Veronica...is annoying. Why is a 15 year old wearing pearls? I don't care if you're rich. Use normal vocabulary, wear jeans and blow daddy's money on booze and Kylie Jenner Lipkits like a normal spoilt brat. I don't believe her relationship with Archie, it's just not natural. They just jump into bed and that's basically all they have in common. Jughead and Archie...you guessed it, are annoying. The former is about as 'ganglike' as Barney the purple dinosaur and the latter is not anyone we would like in real life- such a wet fish of a boy. Also, why does everyone keep singing? And without microphones? I understand this is basically a kids show but at least make it interesting. Literally none of the characters are likeable and all the town getogethers are just an excuse for someone to get drugged or hit or banged. Even the 'cliffhangers' are so painfully obvious they are a waste of time. I really wanted it to be good. But it wasn't, not even for a guilty pleasure.