Adventures of a Pookadoo

Jim Jarmusch...you're better that THIS! The Dead Don't Die is WAY too aware of everything it shoulda taken more serious and not pretend it has a tongue anywhere NEAR it's cheek. The trailer is everything you need to see. All the good jokes and gimmicks without the attempts of cleverness and clumsy side-joking, in-joking and leaden, turd-like easter eggs. South Park should parody this thing. MST 3000 should set up seats behind Jim Jarmusch's director chair when he does his next movie and yell kitschy, "I'm making fun of zombie fandom with passive aggressive, elitist dismisiveness of the entire sub-genre" wisecracks....with comedic pauses that intentionally mock bad pacing, all while breaking the fourth wall so you can scold your audience for how delightful they find it when Deadpool does it. Dude...