Andrew Lupo

I shouldn’t even have to explain myself here. 4 hours into the season and we have seen what? 1 spartan-covenant interaction/battle? The girl working with the Covenant? with the fingernail sword?? What in the actual hell is that?? Master Chief has his helmet off more than it is on. The other spartan is dying her hair with what looks like high temp spline grease?!? This show is the equivalent of being told you are going to Gargulio’s in Brooklyn for a nice Italian dinner for your birthday, only to be drop off at the Olive Garden with your seven year old cousin that steals all of your breadsticks followed by your waiter kicking you right in the nuts and then spitting your pasta sauce right in your face. Thank you paramount for killing 20 years of excitement for what could have been one of the best video game/ tv series adaptations of an entire generation. And for you pick-me dweebs leaving 5 star reviews claiming that you are such huge fans of the books and video games…how much are they paying?? You know no one is buying that bs.