Zachary Thompson

This movie is simply morbstounding. The way Morbius is able to tell such a morbtastical story in only about two hours is incredible. Any other movie would fail to meet this challenge, but not this one. It is clear why Morbius has earned over 69,420 morbillion morbucks within the first week of its release. I believe, nay I KNOW that no movie has, can, or will ever live up to the beautiful art that is Morbius. Morbius is not a movie, it is an experience, a religion, a way of life. Before I watched this movie, my marriage was failing, my kids hated me, and I was still in sixth grade, but the DAY of its release, everything was fixed. My wife loved me again, my kids would talk to me, and I passed every grade until I got a PhD in philosophy, mathematics, and countless other subjects. You must watch this movie. Doing so has changed my life so much that if me in the past were to see me now, I would think that I had caught a glimpse of Heaven. Such is the power of Morbius. Even an infinitely small piece of the glory of Morbius could change a man from a mere mortal to an omnipotent and omniscient God.