Bob Heidkamp

Watched it last night with my daughter for our weekly Movie Night flick. We enjoyed it!

Watched this without finding so much as a single legitimate scare. Even the half a dozen jump scares didn't elicit a murmur from the packed theater I saw it in. It reminded one of SCTV's episodes of "Count Floyd's Monster Chiller Horror Theater," only those hilarious Joe Flaherty bits were more "sceddy." And the 70's talk show they attempted to imitate was worse than Alan Thicke's, Chevy Chase's, or even Magic Johnson's-- which if memory serves didn't make it through one performance. One star. Lowest rating. Joe Bob sez save yer dough.

What in the wild, wild world of sports?!!

Don't know how I missed this one when it first came out. Top-shelf, 5 stars-- highest rating. Joe Bob sez check it out. Right up there with "Year One," "Mask Of The Phantasm," "Sub Zero, "Under The Red Hood," and "The Long Halloween." Very impressive, and all of these animated classics are on par with the Nolan films (which borrowed heavily from these animated stories, and outright nicked several scenes). This one dealt with fatherhood, and hit me right in the gut bucket. Brilliant. Cheers!

A riot. Hands down the best comic ensemble out there. Brilliantly written, and McBride, Googins, Patterson, et al are at the top of their game.

Kyler Chandler is rapidly becoming the "go-to dead brother" of cinema...

Gutfeld's show rivaled only by Alan Thicke's talk show in the mid '80s, which lasted approximately 23 minutes...

He he he. Ooooh, boys and girls! Count Floyd here. (WHO booked this film??!!) This movie is pretty sceddy, eh kids? And I don't mean in a good way. Okay, so it's not that sceddy. But you're going to need your 3-D glasses to watch it, so send $19.95 to Count Floyd c/o this website. OWWWoooooo!

Spooky noises, bottle rattling, haunted spiders, and co-starring the old lady in the bathtub from room 237 in Kubrick's "The Shining." Also: sheep evisceration, knitting-needle eye gouging, and mass billy goat fu. Two stars, Joe Bob sez check it out.

"Oooh, boys and girls! Not veddy scary..." Count Floyd, SCTV