Olivia Riley

This is truly one of the worst films I have seen in my entire life. Did I watch it all? Yes I did. Why? Because I was so entertained by how bad it was I simply had to see if it could get worse. Jake did not disappoint! Jake used to be so good? Nay, the best! Yet here he was, in a supposed ‘emotional’ all-time-high ‘sobbing’ scene at the climax of the movie… and he cannot bring himself to squeeze out a SINGLE tear? Not even a misty eye gaze?! He desperately tries to milk his eye ducts to produce some semblance of realism for his minute long sob scene, but it is as dry as the Sahara! Give this man some eye drops! At least TRY to make it believable?! Jake has dropped off. Now I’m not a movie expert, but isn’t the audience meant to sympathise with the protagonist? Or SOME character? Jakes character is tragically unlikable but then… there’s no other characters to root for and if you don’t like him then why are you watching to see what happens? P.S. the daughter Abby, who says she’s 6 and 9 months, literally sounds like a 20 year old woman pretending to be a child. At least hire a 10 year old or something! Sorry Jake, it’s a no from me, but I still found it entertaining! (For all the wrong reasons)