Sarge 667

I've got to be honest, I don't like 95% of what Nicholas Cage does but this movie, in spite of itself, is a good one. It's exactly as campy as you would expect. It feels like an 80s sleepover movie. You know the kind. Just enough predictable jump scares to make it entertaining. If you've ever wanted the experience of having a bad trip at a Chuck E Cheese during a power outage then this movie is for you. The real bonus is Cage has no dialogue.