Astrid Kowald-Linsley

Quite possibly the worst movie known to mankind no offence. I fell asleep for 1 and a half hours and felt as though I missed nothing. The only good part was the first end credit where my lord and saviour Harry Edward Styles made his debut and gifted me with a breath of fresh air after the atrocity I just witness that was Eternals. I love marvel but this just made me need to increase my Prozac medication by another 40mg. My best friend endured the entire painful experience of this movie and here is a quote: "I've watched a lot of movies in my time, I've seen a lot of bad ones. This without a doubt in my entire being is worst thing I have ever viewed EVER." (VE, Em). Definitely will not be watching the second one but would highly recommend bringing someone for moral and emotional support if you hate yourself and choose to watch it. If you do attend the second movie please film ONLY when Mr Styles is on the screen and send it to me. Thank you for reading my review would recommend Twilight the saga instead.