Patrick Hiatt

Ok honestly I’m like 30 minutes into the movie and I feel like I’m watching a low budget segal movie (it’s every movie if you didn’t pick that joke up) it’s just too many bad actors which hey! One day one of those 100 bad actors might make it to the top but why cram them all on your one movie trying to ride on Jason stathoms coattails? I saw this movie like 4 weeks ago for sale $20 bucks and waited for the Netflix rental at 4.99, as I write this I’m hearing this under budget script talk in the background which is really making me question my movie judgment. I feel pretty jipped right now and it’s getting worse because I’m writing this (what’s up with the disco strip club wolf of Wall Street setting) as I’m being forced to listen to it in the background. Dang now they’re using a slight usage of John wick movie. I wanna stop writing but the movie keeps playing in the background. He’s a hidden bad good guy who hides as a beekeeper and is now pissed cause someone killed someone he knows, seriously?? Ok now he’s gonna make War with everyone and make mega redemption for this(just throwing a wild card out there)maybe he’ll transport the dead bodies back to show his wrath but who knows, not safe. This movie is snatch! Save your 5 bucks for the Christmas story. Later edit: I mean I hadn’t finished the movie so how could I end my review. Ok really, did Steven Segal direct this? Cause I got all those weird cheesy segal goosebumps all over me right now. I actually really like Jason stathem but this is like I’m about to start reconsidering my Steven segaly movies right now. Under siege, can’t go wrong with that one.