Christian Zaragoza

Retro experience on a next gen console. Don't pay money for this. It's so riddled with bugs that you'll be replaying hours of uninspired content just to get through it. It constantly crashes on Xbox Sx, is loaded with copy paste content and doesn't even come close to FO4 in performance/stability. Bethesda is over if they don't take an honest look at this failure.

Really what you expect from an indie game. It feels like it was somehow knitted into creation by my gender neutral, cat hoarding, Unitarian churchgoing Aunt Mertyle. The music is chill while you do things like deliver a chair, talk to X character, or go to X location. It’s almost forgivable that the controls are wonky, there’s nothing interesting to do and your character gets stuck in all the badly knitted parts of the scenery. I think a half hour of cute kitten videos would be way more satisfying than 4 hrs of elevator music with cats...and deliveries. Imagine creating a game with zero conflict. Predictably, it results in a game that should only be played by people coming off an ecstasy binge or a cranial lobotomy . Once your brain is reconnected with reality you’ll wonder how somebody’s least interesting aunt managed to sell this abomination to thousands of Kickstarter donors.

It wasn't quite the disparity between an actor's performance and the quality of filmmaking as Thomas Jane in the punisher... But there was still a massive gap between the actor's vision and the final product. The precision of Phoenix's performance was dulled by lazy craftsmanship and uninspired screenwriting. Still unforgettable.