jan tugwell

Oh God! I can't quite believe we've sat through the whole of this film. From the very start, Bruce Willis's acting was like he was starring in a primary school child's Christmas production. The main female actress sounded like she was having multiple orgasms throughout the film and suddenly changed from waitress to terminator. The 2 bad cops would've made a brilliant Laurel and Hardy. The storyline is pretty tame to say the least and the most convincing part of it was the sister having an asthma attack. I think the pie that was served in the cafe could've played the lead role better!! It's certainly a far cry from Due hard and it's 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back.