Chocolate Orange

Awful. Too many characters and not enough time to develop them. When I read this the book had stains, and smelled very bad. Not only was the book bad, but the use of language was terrible. The big characters often said the very naughty words that my mum tells me off for using. Either way, I was very disappointed with the book, and won't be reading it again. I'd advise you to read something better, like MINECRAFT: Island of Mystery: An Un-Official Minecraft Fanfiction When I was a young lad I ate 4 dozen eggs every morning to help me get large. Now that I'm grown I eat 5 dozen eggs and I'm roughly the size of a barge. If you truly want to enjoy DNA you will have to have a full lobotomy. With any amount of brainpower it is clear to see how poorly the dialogue and plot have been constructed. During the reading of the play I think I may have wet myself and I will hold Dennis Kelly personally responsible.

Truly, Lord Dexter is a wordsmith of unrivalled ability. To say otherwise would be a lie. This piece of literature outdoes all others, making Shakespeare seem like incoherent nonsense. Lord Dexter raises many questions, and for our sake, I will not divulge, however, it is important to note that if you wish to fully comprehend this work of art you shall need to ascend to a higher plane of being. This work is, by all rights of gods and men, the peak of human civilisation. Dexter perfectly encapsulates an exquisite balance of comedy and political commentary, allowing us but a brief insight into his magnificent mind and abilities. The use of high-level techniques and the deeper meaning woven into every page will be lost on some, however I personally believe that all mortals should be allowed, if not required, to bear witness to this wonderous classic. I give 5 stars only because I cannot give more. In truth, Lord Dexter has himself more than earned such commendation. I give you my word as a citizen of the world that this read will be worth your time.