Shane The Stapler

these guys have always been terrible people. this shows humor and general enjoyment is only worth watching if you have questionable views.

insanely overhyped movie masquerading as deep despite only having shallow "messages" that dont actually say anything other than its okay to pseudocheat on your husband with some guy thats been simping for you for 30 years most of the movie is nothing with little actual interaction between the characters or any exploration of their actual lives. theres about 6 confusing timeskips and rewinds that really make no sense conceptually and the beginning scene of the three at the bar was revisited but without the people watching which felt pointless to have even included it at all. the actual cinematography was nice and completely carries the movie but the scenes and shots themselves have no real depth behind them. it feels like the studio just got a bunch of cameras and recorded cool stuff but didnt remember there was a plot behind it, then people started calling it deep and beautiful even though this "Romance Drama" movie has no romance or drama. the drama is two men simping for a woman that clearly mistreated and misled BOTH of them at the same time and gets away with it easily. anyone defending this movie is indeed tripping. not worth watching. watched with my girlfriend and laughed the entire time because of how boring and nonsensical it was. watch everything everywhere all at once instead if you want to watch a good movie.

beautiful film.

strong contender for greatest movie of all time

i think it was cute i had fun me and alex watched it with lynn and jesus and garden gnome and some mfs wouldnt STFU while i was tryna watch it was crazy but i liked the movie anyway it was epic

fun to watch with a good pay off from the first movie

this movie pissed me off when barbie didnt take her friends to real life even though clearly they should have been able to when she brought the trophy to real life. literally makes no sense this is conceptually garbage as a movie. sword art online + destiny 2 + just dance and all the characters are annoying barbie is actually stupid even tho shes supposed to be the most perfect girl in history.also why is this movie telling children its okay to be bad at video games and to just cheat? that makes no sense. the movie has terrible fps and terrible quality 50% of the movie(like they just lowered the fps in the video game sections because they have never played a video game in their entire life ever) and i cannot cope with that my eyes legit shriveled up in the back of my skull while the brain power drained from my skull when i watched barbie climb up that stupid tree girls acorn ladder in a sus manner. chris had swagger doe i like his toothpaste hair.

this movie is the reason i dont trust women I'd never watch it again but was entertaining the first time, ending is terrible though