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Literally the worst installment of the Dragon Age series. The only reason I'm not giving it a 0/5 is because it runs. * Writing is extremely poor, characters repeat themselves at least 20 times in a single conversation, treating the player like they're a special needs kid. * Story is jumbled and all over the place, makes no logical sense, they've mixed-matched from previous dragon age and you MUST own the DLC to know what the hell's going on. * Characters have generic washed out personalities. Not a single memorable character or a character that you will get emotionally attached to. * Gameplay was boring as hell. You only get to control 1 character, which is a massive downgrade from previous games. You can give commands to your team at least... Game is extremely easy, repetitive and by the time you get to the end you'll forget 90% of what you've done to get there. * Graphics, oh god the graphics. To quote the Godfather: "Look how they massacred my boy". They went from semi-realism to... Fortnite. The graphics in this game are extremely stylized and cartoony, I guess so they can appeal to special needs kids. Did we all forget Dragon Age was one of the most violent gory realistic fantasy games at the time? * Real World Politics infested. I'm not kidding. Every inch of this game is infested with political garbage. Can't have gore because China hates gore, Can't have actually evil sadistic enemies aka Villains because "everyone has trauma and you need to respect people regardless of choices", Can't have witty humor because comedy is offensive. Every edge and inch of this game has been rounded, softened, and baby-proofed. So they can appeal to Every audience without offending anyone. Oh and I know i'm gonna get hate for this, but I don't care. In one of the endings, they've decided to make your character Trans. Because that's what a magical fantasy world with dragons and demons needed... gender politics. There's literally a section in the game where your character is forced to do push-ups for "Assuming someone's gender." WHAT? (what makes it even more dumb is that in the next scene the Writers put the wrong gender in the subtitles, clearly they didn't pay attention to their own Bull***t politics.)

out of 12 Main Missions, 12 of them got stuck. I was able to pass 11 of them using clipping or "turning it off and on again", But the 12th mission couldn't get unstuck no matter what. Tried everything. Even made a NEW character. Deleted my old saves. Re-installed the entire game. Still got stuck at the exact same place with only a minor variation. F*** this game. Borderlands 76 is it's real name.

If i could go less than 0 stars, i would. I'm willing to sue the director for the 1.5 hours wasted of my life. Do NOT watch this movie. It's not Doom. It has nothing to do with Doom. It's not even a good standalone movie. Pacing was horrible, story was extremely generic and full of cliches. Effects were bad. Costumes were obviously Laser tag gear, Demons were literally guys in rubber suits with floppy arms, Guns were plastic, Zombies were... i don't even know, Acting was ok for the most part but subpar for the rest of it. I had to pause 3 times to walk off and clear my head. Watching this movie will either make you cringe, rage or go braindead. This is not an exaggeration. If anything, i'm being generous. No wonder Bethesda and ID Software didn't want anything to do with this movie. They declined any involvement. That has to be the best decision Bethesda has made this year. Literally the only 2 good things about this whole movie are: 1) The CGI was great. Whoever the 3D artist is, bravo. You deserve better mate. 2) I doubt they have a budget for a 3rd movie so this is where this franchise dies. Let it stay that way.