Marvel decided to go for broke and made a DC film.
Flabby, terrible script, wobbly accents (because lets change genders and ethnicities but lets insist on accents) massive plot holes, unbelievable character turns, long and boring, possibly the worst CGI and Marvel easter egg star appearance ever, a sycophantic Indian stereotype, and so many bizarre lovey dovey montages, Eternals might be confused for a daytime tv soap opera or the worst origin story since Fantastic Four. Red Notice was better and my god Red Notice is terrible.
Here’s a mega 2 hour 40 minute turkey before Thanksgiving. Avoid like your life depends on it.