Ted Baconcheesen

0 stars is too high for this absolute travesty. The first few minutes set up for a great twisting ride then almost immediately devolves into an absurd slow moving pointless mess with senseless actions and nails on a chalkboard dialogue. That along with Ethan Hawkes spineless weak beta opposite Julia Roberts jaded alpha is obnoxious and the ridiculous somewhat new yet already tired "straight white men are garbage while women and minorities are strong and good" trope slaps you in the face repeatedly. This abomination was ruined long before the abrupt lazy unsatisfying ending. Ethan Hawkes character is one of the worst ever and the Tesla scene and screaming at the herd of deer scene are two of the worst in cinema history from a movie that makes Ishtar look like Citizen Kane.

One of the funniest movies ever made

One of the best takes on this character and story ever done dark brooding with an emphasis on the detective aspect Reeves does a fantastic job as does Pattinson and the rest of the cast .