LUKE MEAD

Shrek is a cinematic masterpiece and should be treated as such. I watch Shrek every day and since I have started to do this, I have developed godly powers, including levitation, telepathy, teleportation, and controlling the weather. When we do the national anthem, I put in my headphones and listen to All-star by Smash Mouth to pay homage to the real god. I sacrificed my first 3 children to the cult of Father Shrek and I regret nothing. I even kidnapped the entire cast of Shrek and made them perform the entire movie in my basement. The only thing that could possibly make the masterpiece known as Shrek even better is adding Despacito 2 to the soundtrack. If anyone says they do not like Shrek, they are clearly not intellectuals and should be put into work camps.

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