Eleni Scriven

pov: me partnered with someone i don’t talk to in a school group task. everytime me and my friends could stop laughing at the person who left a burger review, i would listen to five seconds of dialogue and be set off again. at least i wasn’t asleep but it was not for a lack of the creators trying to make u doze off. this movie gave the same energy of having to do chores. idk what it was about or made for and i don’t want to know. sitting in the theatre waiting for my friends to give the ok to dip… here’s hoping 🤞

what an absolute waste of my time. i kept waiting and waiting for something to happen like a plot or someone to pick up the remote and turn it off. but nothing 😭 a full 2h 27 mins of shit i will never get back and a full 27 times i closed my eyes and accidentally opened them to witness an unwanted porno with too many people who have never seen a razor. i feel more led on than when my mum said no to maccas after driving past it when i was a kid. not many words can describe the disturb i have felt watching this movie except what the f (which was stated by all of multiple times). i’m in denial i just watched this movie and if i had ignored my friend who told me to watch this i would be for the better. ari aster, sometimes freaky fantasies should be kept to yourself.

if i had to trek through overgrown weeds in the pavement to make a wish, it would be that this movie officially ended in 2022 when the whole cast got cancelled. the ai used makes this an impossible watch, i couldn’t tell where dopeys nose met his face from my eyes hitting the exit door. even though i despised this disappointing high school production, there is no one who hated this movie and everyone in it more than rachael ziegler. though, she was only the only cast member who didn’t sound like a primary school choir. so i guess i can hate all i want, but the biggest advocate to not see this movie is blow white herself. also, don’t get me STARTED on her AWFUL dress made using felt scraps and a dream. 209 million USD used and all they have to show for is an empty theatre and a bad haircut. sad

watched this movie. got 45mins in. walked out. unfortunately it was 1am on a cruise and the only line up was this rubbish. thought i’d waste an hour of my time (more like an eternity) to try thug this one out. BIG MISTAKE. i was just a bored little girl lounging on the top deck of the ship with about four other sad souls. THEN i was a lonely girl running down the elevator at 2am trying not to vomit in the decor plants. to my pure shock three people still remained…. save yourself a two hour court reenactment, a bunch of off toned singing and your food from that day and don’t go back into movies you walked out of (twice).

Watched Speak No Evil last week and didn’t think a film could get any lower. I was very wrong! These people created an asmr film that should be on some illegal website. Wish they had cut to the credits as soon as some doctor touched her up at the hospital. I was on the verge of vomiting the whole movie. Don’t take your kids. Actually, don’t take yourself!

I was genuinely confused why comedy was not a genre listed for this film. it was so poor, people in our cinema started laughing for the last twenty minutes (which by the way was the only action seen in the film). everyone clapped at the end to celebrate that we got to leave. poor movie, could watch the news and would be more entertained.