Max Sweeney

Do you hate Scooby Doo? Do you hate... Everyone and everything? Including yourself? Then I have the show for you! Taking the neutered corpse of a beloved cartoon and puppeting it through a humorless attack on everything, Mindy Kailing proves that she should be banned body and soul from ever touching so much as a pen or a television remote from today till doomsday. Are you straight? You're the bad guy. Are you gay? Also the bad guy. Any ethnicity? Also the bad guy. If you pull in oxygen and push out carbon dioxide, Kailing wants you to know that you should hate yourself, and consider throwing your corpse off the roof. In short, I would rather be a Yazidi living under the ISIS regime rather than be forced to endure this flaccid, angry, baffling abortion of entertainment.