Thatcher Girouard

You know, Jilly Juice has been a big factor in my life. For instance, I was a gay I had Cancer, ADHD, Autism, Type 2 Diabetes, and Down Syndrome. This one day I was going for a stroll on the beach when all of the sudden a shark ripped off my arm and bit open my lungs. So, I did the natural thing and grabbed my Emergency Jilly Juice Thermos and began to drink it. After the best waterfalls I’ve ever had in my life my arm grew back, my lungs were fixed, and all of my diseases (except for homosexuality) was cured. So when I asked Jilly why my homosexuality was not removed from me since it’s ”SOOO BAD” she replied that she was only scamming me from my money and that I was going to die of Sodium Poisoning! :) Love Jilly Juice!