Christopher Shuen

Lets get one thing straight, The Barbie movie, staring Barbie and literally me(I Drive), is objectively one of the movies of all time, if not THE movie of all time. The Kenergy was overpowering in this film as it was truly an awe inspiring cinematic piece and actually made my eyelids open. This movie had so many moments that made it Kenough like when Officer K from blade runner said “I’M GONNA KENNN” and Kenned all over Shang-Chi before he had a chance to use the Legend of the Ten rings. Some of the other mind boggling moments was when John Cena appeared halfway through and then disappeared because he said “You cant see me!”, or when guy from Superbad went full Scott Pilgrim mode on a group of random bozos. Oppenheimer’s atomic nukes could not even outshine this movie as my overpoweredness as Ken could have ended the cold war on the spot and my dance moves during “Im just Ken” were impeccable. This brilliant movie was always meant to be as “The Gray Man”, (also staring me) predicted that I was going to Ken before I was even casted when Captain America said "Extra ten million to the first guy to put a bullet in this Ken Doll's brain,". At the end of the day Barbie has given me the motivation to DRIVE (2011) and become interlinked, interlinked. Barbie will certainly be going into the history books as one of the movies to ever exist!