captain kidd

Wow a new series with Keira Knightley, must be good right? Oh wait, it's Netflix, but hey, we're down with the gay thing right? A gay hitman? That's cool, but I thought it was about Keira being a cool spy, I renewed my subscription for this. Chill, it is. Yeah but the gay hitman's now having anal sex with a random guy he met at the bar of the Lancaster. Ok, a bit cringe, but it's soon going to be about Keira kicking ass and being a cool spy. There she is now, threatening her handler with a cool knife. Oh ok back to the gay guy, and he's been spotted by a gay friend in Denmark Street. Awesome, he's even more gay than the hitman, and he has a gay husband, and they're all super gay friends with his gay ex. Yeah, gotta love the way they've updated this whole spy thing cos we're obviously all gay now right? But soon it's going to be about Keira getting revenge for her lover's murder, any second now? Well, maybe after the gay dinner party...right-oh. How much gay sex in the new Lisa Kudrow series?

Watched 30 minutes of Henry Cavill trying to make his voice sound as deep as he could and after I'd stopped laughing, turned the rubbish off. He might be good with a sword but it's dialogue that makes characters believable or absurd. Trying that hard to sound tough destroys all credibility.