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If you like a film with the emotional intelligence of a Beavis and Butthead Christmas Special this is right up your alley. If you've been hankerin to watch a family of unchararistically puny, uncoordinated, short-statured sasquatches (the only female being the most hideous) scratch their hoohas and wave their red rocket erections around, you're in for a real treat. Double fun if you love poop and fart humor. No, it's not supposed to be totally serious but no matter which way you slice it, the filmakers' shallow projections onto nature are disturbing. Is this film for people who have never once thought of our connection to land or the possibilities of life beyond what we already know? Be skeptical of anyone who pretends this film is sincerely exploring anything worthwhile. It seems like they modeled the creatures off of humans who have never been in the woods and also high on gasoline with the behavior of abused, starved apes in captivity They had so many resources and they chose to make this. 👀 Big side-eye.