Jack Salerno

This movie was so beyond terrible. I’m very disappointed because this movie received insane amounts of hype before it’s release. I was extremely excited when I walked into the theatre, however, it didn’t take me long to figure out that I was going to be miserably disappointed. The first thing that I noticed was that the cast was absolutely terrible. The actors and actresses didn’t fit their roles whatsoever. Please fire whoever’s idea it was to make the guy from Black Panther Alfred. I wanted to claw my eyes out while watching him in this piece of garbage. In addition, it was boring and slow-paced. It was mostly the police the entire movie. I didn’t pay to come watch a police movie, I paid for an authentic Batman experience. I urge everyone who is contemplating whether to use their $15 to pay for tickets to save their money and just buy The Dark Knight instead. The Dark Knight is a cinematic masterpiece that blows this trash out of the water. This doesn’t deserve to even have the title of “The Batman” and honestly I would definitely be open to trying to get it permanently changed. This embarrassing, lazy writing should be called “Batman and the Police Find a Psycho in a Slow-Paced, Excruciatingly Boring Manner” so at least the title isn’t as misleading to potential viewers like myself, as either way they’ll surely leave the cinema frustrated and underwhelmed. Finally, the movie was straight-up confusing. Whether it was overly-complex backstories or weird shot angles during action scenes, I wanted to pour a gallon of bleach into my eyes to try and cleanse them from this absolute dog feces. The background of this atrocity barley makes any sense. It was never well-explained and it kept jumping from conflict to conflict before the viewer could digest what was happening. The shot angles, specifically during the car chase between Batman and the Penguin, were absolutely horrible. I couldn’t tell what was going on throughout the entire scene because all I saw were random angles of wheels, cars, and trucks. In conclusion, PLEASE DON’T WASTE YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY AND VALUABLE TIME ON THIS GARBAGE.