Preston Cooper

I am astonished by what my golden eyes have witnessed on this lovely Saturday evening. I was peacefully waiting for my chicken and rice to cook whilst drinking my beautiful cup of Yorkshire tea in my Wallace and grommet mug when I look at the television and see that the film: Home alone is playing. I couldn’t believe what I’d seen. Whilst writing this it is 30/03/24 which according to my calculations is 270 days away. I thought “ my goodness” such criminality by the Television people. It is best to say that I was certainly not pleased