Eva San

This show started out really awesome... but then just got progressively worse. It started with the premise of an action-based horror-comedy, but it became a silly slapstick, even the "serious" moments, and became something of a mix between TWD in continuity, Twilight Zone in variation and many different and pointless subplots, and is Totally washed out with a Dead Rising 2 feeling that never stops. I watched up through season 4, but after they started trying to kill all the immune humans it was done for me. It reminded me of the Resident Evil MOVIE series that Alice's big thing was going around killing all the Last Humans, known as Umbrella. Are they the bad guys? Yeah, but literally Everyone Else Is Dead. Almost like Snowpiercer; Excellent movie overall and especially the ending, but at the VERY end *SPOILERS for SNOWPIERCER* they literally Kill Everyone. like 2, maybe a 3rd off-screen, people are left. Am I wrong in saying that the human race surviving with 2 people on a snow-top mountain, one a child, is a stupid ending in every way? Yes, it is, and that is what this show becomes. I did not watch season 5, but gosh they really messed this show up.

This movie is bad. This movie isn't the worst bad movie I've ever seen, and isn't close to that, but the main problem here is Terrible Acting. The main character walks around the Entire movie with this look of confusion on his face that never goes away. The pacing is all over the place and terrible, the guitar band music stock was just that bad, and many more bad things. The only thing that kept it from a 1 is that I didn't see the ending coming exactly that way. It had me surprised at the end and it made a lot of sense so well played there, and I am not easily deflected when guessing movies. Sure, you may have guessed it right away, but it didn't feel that way and felt more like a PTSD film rather than what it was. I liked the tie-ins with the woman also, like was she a soldier at all? I wouldn't watch it again, but at least this was good. The ending also tied everything up very nicely and didn't leave you feeling "what a waste of time." actually, it was ok Only because of the ending. This movie felt like the guy that pitched it wrote the last 40 pages and wanted to call it Jacob's Ladder after the other popular cult classic from the 70's, and the producer said "this is 40 good pages of script, but it needs another 50 pages." So he went home and worked real hard on it and turned it in, used spell check and everything. Unfortunately, it was a mess overall.

This movie is a 7/10 for sure, but it isn't As bad as the majority claim. This movie has Two fatal flaws that makes people hate it, and those are: 1) Terrible Cinematography 2) 2 Terrible Main Cast Members All the shots are like a mass-produced and typical C-Horror movie, and it shows. Choppy edits, low angle widescreen shots that often cut off actors at the face, and close-ups that show almost nothing of the environment. The worst part of this is All of these shots are fixable, with just adjustments to the angle and magnification, and it would be Much higher rated. It will Not age well because of this, and is a bummer because I liked most everything else... except #2. #2 is the main couple of the movie. Lance Henriksen does a great job, and all the cast are by no means bad; But Balsamo and Bowman are Terrible. Absolute Dreadful performance from these two. It is sad because they were there for the paycheck, and they let you Know it. I liked everyone, the practical effects, the story, the plot, the characters, but Not these two people. Terrible, in Every way, and it is Very noticeable. I'd say it's worth a watch for sure, because it is not bad by any means, but it is a C-Horror (worse than a B Horror), but it brings it back to the old roots where it could be placed as a 70's movie with good practical effects and a small set. It is Not Bad, but it is not great either. I'd say if these 2 people were recast, and the framing of the cinematography, were redone, it could be a high 8 overall for lower budget horror films.

This movie is stupid. this movie has some tension, and some good elements, but this film is just the worst plot a movie can press. SPOILERS there is a part where they are cranking in the gold and instead of doing 2 light trips they go 1 heavy, then half the gold falls down a cliff because they just didn't want to stop. they didn't even Secure the gold. Terrible. Just Awful. Complete Waste of time.

Rotten Tomatoes Cannot be trusted Anymore, because this movie is Factually Reaffirmed that Disney, RT, or someone Rigged the rating for this film. This is a Trilogy, Not A Stand Alone Film, and this Means that the previous films Matter. This film is nonsensical, illogical, totally abhorrent of the Previous Films, and it created a fancy plate of steaming Garbage that the Creators thought that the audience of "immature man-babies that like Space Magic" Totally Disrespected The Fanbase that enjoys this Universe. This Film Is Terrible, in Every way. If your IQ is Less than 60, and you never think, know nothing about anything, and just Don't Care At All, then you'll like this film, Not Love this film, Just Like it. This is how Bad it Factually is. Special Effects couldn't save the story and plot of Avatar, so why should discount bin graphics save the Worst film in the New Trilogy? It Doesn't, and 86% Audience is a Permanent Testament to "Money Talks a Thousand Words."

It's Crazy, it's Insane, it's an allegory and metaphor for the Social Hierarchy of society and their beliefs on how a society functions and Remains function-AL (which is actually Mostly factual at this time in history). The ending was nothing short of a masterpiece of Philosophy, good and bad, and even though the Very Last 3 or so minutes was absolutely ridiculous capping the film at 8/10, this is a Strong Recommendation to watch because even though the ride is absolutely outrageous at times, the summation is something of Legend.

This game is a Disaster. Horrible graphics, horrible enemies, horrible grind, Horrible Driving, horrible Everything except in-combat battle with the end boss (but Not the finisher... UGH). It had an interesting train scene and some beautiful scenes... but it is a Long, Annoying, and Repetitive Wait Driving for Minutes, then Hours doing Nothing but waiting. then, you run across these Huge, Open, Empty Areas filled with Dirt and Empty Gameplay. this game, Overall, is filled with glitches and bugs, boring combat, and ugly transitions that make this No Higher than a 3/10. Below Average. shame it took billions and what a decade to make this garbage? Run Far and Fast from Anyone who says this is a great game, or even a Good game. No replay value, and No Point. Pointless.

I just watched The Thing 2011 again and it isn't That bad overall. There is just 1 Critical Flaw of the Entire movie that makes it a low-scoring action-slayer: Illogical Nonsense. Everyone in this film is acting like someone should Not act in this situation: resisting tests, standing close to people that cannot be trusted, and killing each-other for no reason just because they just don't want to be tested and explain nothing. They are totally Oblivious to the threat, as if they are just walk-on roles rather than main b-characters in a serious event; and it is Nagging. They don't reveal critical information, they go off on their own often to be killed quickly, and the characters are as bland as saying 1-liners to a camera 10 times for the "best take." If this was as well-developed as the Original, or even written and choreographed with some Common Sense, the movie wouldn't have been such a dumpster-fire. On top of this critical failure, it just isn't scary. The creature transforms too "clean," and is too "Ogaa Booga Booga!" It doesn't creep through vents, or jump you in the dark... it just stabs you and that's it. There are some good cameos to the original, but it just doesn't do justice to the overarching narrative of Survival Horror. There is no tension, no buildup, nor shocking reveals. If you think a guy is the thing, he probably is, and if he is Lars whom is awesome, then you Know they will never be the thing and they aren't coy about expressing these facts. This is just an action movie with gore-shock elements, but it is not scary and is not any more revealing about the Lore of the thing than a specific cool aspect, but that's it. Why is it there? What is it trying to do? what is the purpose? anything? No. It is just a crazy alien that can fly ships and stab defenseless scientists. It doesn't want to escape as much as it wants to imitate things, so it appears to be just some angry child with god powers because there is no reason it does what it does other than "that's what I do, imitate and stab people." It is like Jason or Halloween movies that the serial killer is just a killer and there are no interesting aspects about it at all other than generic crazy. It is a Huge missed opportunity because there were so many possibilities on the scientific revelations of what they Learned about it. Paleontology, Genetics, Redeeming Qualities... Really there is no science at all, and when you think they are going to reveal something, they burn all the science down and make it a wild-guess series of caveman tests. Silly overall and disappointing that these "scientists" are just idiots. This doesn't mean the movie is "bad" per say, but it is certainly not a shelf-duster and rather a 1-time rent from Redbox or a streaming-service binge-watcher because you were a fan of the Real OG The Thing 1982 which is clean and shiny sitting on your top shelf.

Amazing, Astounding, and Brilliant. Period. I'd recommend it 50 years from now Even When there are 16k 13,500p Red Ray crystalized-iron discs and this movie is in 720p. A Must-Watch if you like science fiction, fantasy, and/or adventure movies. I'd also say 10+ because it is scary

This movie suffers from 1 Massive plothole: an extremely stupid kid lead. I mean the kid may not be stupid in real life, but the role played in this movie is Beyond Stupid, like Massively Ridiculous. She Knows these things exist, almost killed a guy, how to defeat them, and that they need dark; Buut, of course she says nothing, stays in the house, and some really bad kid-actor scenes with CGI that isn't the worst CGI I've seen but is hilariously obtuse. the adults don't believe anything, they can't accept the things and will hear nothing of it, and the "we can't walk away" cliche. It is completely insane. If you like movies that people do things that are Clearly against common sanity and just cling to these madness tropes, then this movie is for you. It is not scary, horrifying, or even a good-gross type of movie. It is, simply, a bad horror movie.