Ridley Park

First of all this series is the greatest evidence of good cinematography that can be directed and I'm proud to say that on July 11 (The release date of the first Sharknado) I will be hold my own grand SharkNado-Thon wth snacks, freinds, and 9 and 1/2 hours of STRAIGHT SHARKNADO! The sixth movie (The last Sharknado:It's about time 2018) was a great ending to finish all plots in a fun, Gorey Twist. This movie was so good that it inspired me to go kill some Sharknado's myself. So I went to Mississippi with a bunch of illegally immigrated sharks and waited for a tornado warning to go off I then put the sharks into a lake that the tornado was gonna hit and grabbed my chain saw. To my surprise the sharks got torn apart to shreds instead of trying to kill me. I then ran understanding the seriousness of the situation, but it was to late, I got launched to an island in the middle of nowhere where I'm currently typing this at my only friend is a coconut that I carved a face into with a shark fin I got inside the tornado. Please help, I'm very lonely.