Genesis Solis

So we have this movie night at the prison, right? And we get to vote on what movies we wanna see. But of course, the whole thing's rigged because Big Andy's favorite movie is The Family Stone. So Big Andy gets his guys to vote for it every week, and so every week we watch The Family Stone. I mean, yeah, it's a fine movie. So, one day I'm like, "If I see Luke Wilson teach Sarah Jessica Parker how to let her freak flag fly one more time, I'm gonna snap.". Movie night isn't mandatory, but what am I, a philistine? I support the arts, sue me. But I know a guy who volunteers in the library, which is where they keep the DVDs, so I make a deal with him: I'd give him my Jell-O for a month if The Family Stone goes missing. So, movie night comes around, time for another Christmas in Connecticut, but then, uh-oh, the DVDs gone, what do we do? So Big Andy's getting really upset and his guys are all riled, and then I go, "Fellas, fellas, fellas! Why don't we watch Pieces of April this week? Patricia Clarkson's in it.". And... Prison riot. Not really, worse. Big Andy falls in love with Pieces of April, so now we watch Pieces of April every week. Story of my life.