Emily Parker

Started out intriguing. An unusual series about clean characters that spout wisdom as though they were all cultured by a religious pastor. But then, the show gets increasingly boring and monotonous, cringy, and forcedly trying to be edgy with a smattering of nightly alcoholism and sexiness. The lighting and camera work is nice, but this show displays a hideous fashion, especially on the women. Sequins, belts, puffy sleeves, floral nonsense, bright colors and tacky conglomerates of distracting and unnecessary wardrobes. The dialogues all sound like a woman wrote the lines. The male actors appear to cringe as they spout out their lines of insincere cheesiness and feminism. On a more positive note, I appreciate what they’re trying to do. It’s relatively clean with good intention. And hey, we need that.

This is hard to watch after all of those fantastic episodes of the other popular design couple from Texas that became popular last decade. It seems like it’s trying to be a version of that show… but this couple is sooooo vanilla… and the designs are *literally* vanilla. Meh. Please give us some color!