Why game? Little aliens kinda are looking like babies. I hate babies. I really really really hate babies. Like, have you ever even seen a baby in person? Like, for yourself though. Cause lemme tell you, babies.... are just really stupid. Like, they need to learn so much before they can be undertaken and accepted into society. They also are highly unsanitary and, to be frank, very, very, careless. It's like babies are born stupid. I mean, cmon, no one who is cool, is born stupid 🙄. It's just that I don't really prefer babies as opposed to people who are mature and not under the age of 10 years old. People who are mature are typically more sanitary, smart, and educated than babies. Another thing that plagues the Earth–Another thing that is wrong with babies: They are simply painful to look at. They have possibly the stupidest faces known to the Earth, feasibly even on a Galactic scale. If you have ever looked at a baby I'm sure of the fact and can guarantee that there is at least a 99% chance you wanted to punt the baby to the moon. It's simply not very likely that a man can look at a baby for more than 0.1 picoseconds. There has never been a single case of a baby doing something even remotely beneficial to society other than defecating its pants.
Sorry guys I have to update this review with better writing because I feel, it doesn't reflect just how much I don't fancy babies:
Let’s talk about babies. Have you ever noticed how little aliens—aka babies—look? Honestly, I can’t stand them. I really, really don’t like babies. I mean, have you ever seen one up close? If you have, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. Babies are just… ridiculous. They need to learn everything before they can even begin to fit into society. And don't get me started on how unsanitary they are. Frankly, they’re careless in every way. It's like they’re born stupid. Seriously, who out there that’s cool started life that way? 🙄
I much prefer people who are mature—especially those over the age of 10. They’re generally cleaner, smarter, and more educated than any baby. It’s just common sense.
But here’s the worst part about babies: they’re painful to look at. I mean, they have the dumbest faces I’ve ever seen, maybe even on a galactic scale. I guarantee that if you’ve ever looked at a baby, there’s a 99% chance you’ve considered punting it to the moon. It’s practically impossible to stare at one for more than 0.1 picoseconds before you start feeling your brain cells dying.
Honestly, babies have contributed nothing to society. They haven’t done a single useful thing, unless you count filling their diapers as some sort of achievement.