Sofia Rozenberg

This movie is the worst thing I've ever seen in my whole life. I wish I have the ability to remove my brain from my skull and take a blowtorch to the memory of watching this, because even though I would be the worst pain I would ever experience, it would not compare to the mental torment I experienced while watching this movie. If you actually like to learn about the Trojan war, don't watch this, but if you like watching 3 hours worth of clips of naked brad pit banging inaccurate love interests, I could never recommend this dumpster fire of a movie enough. Edit: Wow, younger me was full of emotions. Anyways, Orlando Bloom was pretty good in this movie.

The saddest death in the whole movie was the pie. Not worth anyone's time.

This is not the Disney movie. Oopsy.

The inner theatre kid (who am I kidding, the OUTER theatre kid) in me loves this movie

"Watch out world, here I are!" This movie was not well done, but I could not stop watching it. I think that means that it's good for family movie nights, especially with young, easily distracted children.

Mort canonically having 12 dead wives really changes things.... Still fun though