Nolan Beichner

This titanic Reboot genuinely made me cry. It had a person letting a dog, but then the dog left to play with a toy. This tells us a lot about society because we all hate emoji’s.

The VellociPastor ruined my relationship with my children. My daughter had recently turned Emo, and she bought goth clothing, depressed Bart Simpson wallpapers, the whole wazoo. Afterwords, she started to follow JoJo Siwa on tiktok, and discovered that celebrities have trust issues. Now, she pretended to have trust issues and she said, "If I cant trust you and this movie tonight, then I cant trust you ever." Reluctantly, I said, "Yes, you can trust me!" Desperate for whatever love she had left. This movie didn't deliver. Now, like Elsa trapped in her room, she wont ever leave and continues to watch Emo edits on TikTok, further killing her braincells more than VelociPastor ever did.