sky macaulay

I will probably re-watch this series immediately before season 2 comes out. I didn’t even do that for Peaky Blinders or GOT (2 of the best series ever). Everything about this show, from the actors to the writers to the choreography and direction is incredible. The only thing that would make this show better is if they didn’t have a break between seasons - It should just be a weekly show for the next 10 years.

It took me three attempts to actually finish the whole movie. By the final day of attempting to finish this movie, I forgot what the story line was from the two previous days. Bruce Wayne reminds me of Toby McGuire’s dancing goth idiot. I understand that directors have to make movies to include all types so as to appease all audiences, and I really want to believe (for R.P.’s sake) that there is someone on this earth that might fear Robert Pattinson, but during this movie I couldn’t. The director should have made him half vampire, half bat. A vampire bat! That’s a great idea. I’m available if DC needs a new director.

That insurance commercial where the kids hide behind chainsaws is way better than this miserable piece of dung. I feel sorry for the actress that had to portray her character as the biggest ninkampoop on Earth. In a truly just world, SpongeBob SquarePants would deliver a flying crotch knocker to whoever directed Unhinged. I don’t even want to look up the directors name, for fear it will give my phone a virus. I can’t believe I watched this over snorting salt, and squirting lime in my eye after a tequila shot. Russell Crowe was all right though.