The first movie I was 9 and walked out wanting to wear aviators and join the military . Fast forward 36 years later , Top Gun 2 made me leave the movie theater wanting to buy a coffin . It was so bad I thought my uterus was going to prolapse and I’d not have the need , the need for for speed but the the need, the need for surgery . Awful…. Where’s the hot tub time machine ? I need to get the f out of 2022 .