Parker Thorne

Saying Amy Schumer is a comedian is like saying communism is the best leadership choice in the world. But that would be wrong, because unlike her specials, you actually get something from communism. I am the first person to piss myself crying from how bad she "tries" to do stand up. If I recorded myself saying vagina 20 million times in a row, and posted it on Netflix, it would be equivalent to her humor. I've seen iPad kids with better material. If you ever go to a Amy Schumer comedy, bring a bomb vest so you can take out others with you. They'll appreciate it.