This movie is _Plan 9 from Outer Space_ level stupid.
I don't know how it ever made it to theaters, honestly. All that time during production and no one was like, "hey wait a sec, this isn't going to work - no, no, no... this is all wrong!".
Oh wait a minute... Mark Hamill did that, that's right. But why should anyone listen to _that_ guy - it's not like he knows anything about Star Wars, amirite? 😒