Emma Dixon

Spoiler Alert! It is worth the watch. Takes a long time to get anywhere. The actress who played Adele, played both Adele and Adele-rob the same. It’s very hard to believe that this rough Glaswegian lad who wipes his nose with his hand, spits and is crass is suddenly this gentle, well dressed and well mannered perfect woman. Totally wrong portrayal of a woman who’s been taken over by a rough lad. Other than that, it was a fairly original concept for a story. Just needed to see more Rob in Adele, for it to get 5 stars.

The trailer reads as a wife finding out about her husbands double life! I am not sure what she finds out, other than to cut her hair look continually moody, and encounter some completely over played characters who shoot a parrot. The film starts no where, takes you no where and ends with no point made whatsoever! I am so tired of watching films where directors think they have an arty script with some unconventional characters they can make a worthy film out of, that just ends up being a boring mush up of moody nothingness......... it’s only real claim was in the title...as it certainly put me to sleep!

You know when you read the paragraph about the plot before you choose to watch and think “oh this seems like an interesting film”............Then you start watching it and think, “okay its moving a bit slow, and why do they speak so slowly?.....,ah well it will reach the interesting bit soon” Well....it does not reach anything! It remains slow, with slow pointless chats...whilst looking thoroughly miserable living in a wet cold forest.....no wonder they were bloody miserable!! THE END (What happened is that some self-proclaimed intelligent and arty type, said it was good, so lots of equally pretentious and self-loving, rich people (who pretend to despise their rich lives because it’s trendy) also pretend to love it!!)

By the time you reached the end you realised it missed any point at all!