You know when you read the paragraph about the plot before you choose to watch and think โoh this seems like an interesting filmโ............Then you start watching it and think, โokay its moving a bit slow, and why do they speak so slowly?.....,ah well it will reach the interesting bit soonโ
Well....it does not reach anything! It remains slow, with slow pointless chats...whilst looking thoroughly miserable living in a wet cold forest.....no wonder they were bloody miserable!!
THE END
(What happened is that some self-proclaimed intelligent and arty type, said it was good, so lots of equally pretentious and self-loving, rich people (who pretend to despise their rich lives because itโs trendy) also pretend to love it!!)