Douglas Manning

Well... it tried. The message, if it contained one or more, was muddled by its constant nonsense; it tried to go in too many directions without actually finishing any of those ideas. It was a soup of nothing. Do we hate the patriarchy? Is it hard being a woman? Is being in love hard sometimes? Is this a really poor metaphor for a smothering relationship? Are some parts really just poorly written, portraying characters that willfully commit acts against their own well-being and health, and to commit suicide to spite their lovers, or some uncaring god(s) for reasons no one can really understand? My main question is... What was the point of this film? WHAT WAS YOUR MESSAGE, MOVIE? As far as i can tell, it was to waste everyone's time. I give it a "hard pass" out of 0. Go watch grass grow instead. At the very least, grass is productive.

Well, there was a little good, but there was an awful lot of suck. I'd say it's a good B-movie creature feature, but not a good movie for the world of the DOOM franchise. The (already tenuous) lore is basically ignored. We just have a bunch of hired muscle who call themselves "UAC marines" getting themselves murdered relentlessly. At least they got the names of some of the scientists right (from DOOM 3). No Doomguy/Doomslayer. The effects were a bit low-quality (B-movie). The soundtrack did have a little metal in it, but it was uninspired and forgettable. The "acting" was just... sad. The script should have been burned and completely rewritten. So many things went wrong here. 1 star for common movie-goers. 2-3 stars for B-movie action fans.