The Plot? First half was a drag. Rising action failed to lure me into the story... idk why they decided to have 2 plots running at the same time instead of focusing on just 1.
Theme? Unidentifiable. Love and Romance? More like Love/trust no one (because they could be eaten by a shark/piranha, be a liar/gold digger, murderer/ghost or a soul sucking witch).
Acting? Keaton and Ortega stood out while everyone else fell short (including Ryder). Acting felt vapid, could be a script issue.
Dialogue? Could've used a lot more revising/ refining.
Less is more at times. They tried way too hard to explain everything instead of just showing the audience. No real connection was felt between the characters.
Cinematography? Clearly Burton's priority was to make it an aesthetically pleasing movie.
Rewatching? No thanks