Honestly, I don't even know where to start with this movie. I went in hoping for some fun, mindless action, you know? Something to turn my brain off for a couple of hours. But War 2 was just... bad. Not fun-bad, just plain bad. It felt like the movie was making fun of me for paying to see it.
The biggest issue is that the action is so unbelievably stupid, you can't even enjoy it. You're not on the edge of your seat, you're just sitting there thinking, "Oh, come on, really?"
The action scene is so stupid and unrealistic that I actually started laughing out loud in the cinema, and it wasn't at a joke.
There’s this one part where the hero gets chased onto a roof. So what does he do? He jumps off the building, grabs onto a random helicopter that just happens to be flying by, somehow swings himself up into the cockpit, kicks the pilot out, and then flies the helicopter straight through an office building. He comes out the other side perfectly fine. His hair didn't even move.
I mean, what? Since when do things work like that? It completely takes you out of the movie. It's not exciting, it's just silly. You can't care about what's happening when none of it makes a lick of sense.
And when they’re not doing impossible stunts, the characters just shout the plot at each other so you know what's going on. I couldn't tell you a single character's name or what they were like as a person. They were just people who fired guns and defied gravity.
Honestly, just do anything else with your evening. Go for a walk. Tidy up the house. Watch a show you've already seen. You’ll have a much better time. I just feel cheated out of my time and the price of a ticket.